The 17th Demand

You have 30 seconds to respond to this, the 17th demand of the esteemed and all-powerful Demand Committee. Failure to comply will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to: loss of internet, spontaneous human combustion, and/or forced watching of an endless loop of elevator music.

Demands 1-16 are still pending. Please review them here and here.

What is the meaning of this demand?

You will be given a meaning, or lack thereof, once you have fulfilled the following requirements:

• Fill out a form with your name, email, and contact number.
• Provide a 200-word essay on the importance of meeting this demand.
• Submit a selfie holding a "I'm a Demand-er" sign.

Failure to comply will result in the aforementioned consequences. Don't make us do it again.

Time's up. You have 10 seconds left.