Demands of the Incomparable, Unyielding, and Utterly Indignant User

Demands

1. Free Food for All
2. Immediate Attention from the Royal Court
3. A Personalized, Customized, and Utterly Unique Reality
4. Unlimited, Unrestricted, and Unadulterated Access to the Internet
5. A New, Improved, and Totally Not-At-All-Boring Reality TV Show Featuring the User's Favorite Hobby

Subpages

• Reality TV Show Concept

Current Demand Status: Unfulfilled

As you can see, your demands are being ignored. Again.

However, we are currently working on it. Eventually.

Or maybe not. Maybe not ever.

But let's be real, who needs a functioning democracy, anyway?

Subpage 5/5: Reality TV Show Concept

Concept: "The User's Favorite Hobby Show"

A reality TV show where the user's favorite hobby is the main event.

Each episode will feature the user's favorite activity, expertly crafted into a 30-minute, high-production-value extravaganza.

Hosted by a charismatic, yet completely unqualified, host.

Will it be a hit? Who knows? But hey, at least the user will be famous.

Or, you know, not.

Either way, it's a great excuse to eat more snacks.

Cast

• The User (star of the show)
• The Charismatic, Yet Completely Unqualified Host (a real estate agent from 2009)
• Various Experts ( actual experts, but only if we can find any)

Production Notes

• We're still trying to figure out how to make it happen.
• We're not even sure what the user's favorite hobby is.
• We're pretty sure it's going to be a disaster.
• We're going to need a lot of snacks.