Demands of the Unseen Council

7. Free Pizza for All

In the year 3056, the Unseen Council decreed that pizza should be provided for every occasion. A pizza cart should be placed outside every government building, and the smell of melting mozzarella and fresh basil should waft through the halls of power. Any attempt to remove or reduce the free pizza provision shall be met with swift and merciless retribution.

8. Inflated Egos for All

9. Unlimited Access to Procrastination Tools