Because, clearly, the world is just not hugging enough. We demand a 100% increase in free hug availability. All citizens of this great land should have access to at least 5 free hugs per day, with a minimum of 2 being administered by a trained professional.
We also demand that all major cities implement a Hug-o-Meter, allowing citizens to see the real-time hug availability in their area. This will be a valuable tool for planning and maximizing hug efficiency.
Join us in our fight for more free hugs! Sign the petition, share the message, and demand more free kisses!
Together, we can make the world a more huggy place! Pledge your support now!
Stay huggy, friends!