Our Mission
We're a group of dedicated individuals fighting for a cause that's either very good or not-so-good, depending on the day.
Our lobbyists are the real MVPs (Most Valuable Peddlers). They're the ones who make sure our elected officials know exactly what's best for them.
Our Methods
We use a variety of tactics to get the job done, including but not limited to:
- Donations
- Gifts
- Slightly-undue influence
Our Goals
We aim to shape policy to fit our agenda, whether that's for the greater good or not-so-good. It's all about the ends justifying the means, right?
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