The Inevitable Revolution: A Declaration of the Blindingly Obvious

We, the Council of the Inevitable, hereby declare that:

• Pineapples are the best fruit.
• The sky is blue on Tuesdays.
• Gravity is a thing that pulls you down.
• Chaos is the only true order.
• Our overlords are secretly just really into memes.

These are not suggestions, they are facts. You may not like them, but they are true nonetheless. Don't @ us.

Join us in our crusade against the ignorant masses. Read our manifesto manifesto, a more in-depth exploration of the obvious.

Or, if you're feeling really bold, read the sequel, where we reveal the secrets of the universe, hidden in plain sight.

And if all else fails, just read the third, where we redeclare the first two, but with more exclamation points.