Demand #1: More Free Pizza
Demand #2: Unlimited Vacation Days
Demand #3: Better Coffee
Demand #4: More Hugs
Demand #5: Mandatory Naps
Demand #6: More Bacon
Demand #7: World Peace
Demand #8: More Socks
Demand #9: Better Parking
Demand #10: Inflation-Free Currency
Demand #11: Personalized Weather Control
Demand #12: More Cat Videos
Demand #13: Mandatory Sarcasm-Free Workplaces
Demand #14: Better Sushi Delivery Services
Demand #15: More Flexible Spoons
Demand #16: Personalized Inflatable Furniture
Demand #17: In-Office Ping Pong Tables
Demand #18: Free Unlimited Bread
Demand #19: Mandatory Disco Nights
Demand #20: More Unpredictable Toaster Behavior