Denial Mode Activated

We've detected a high risk of cognitive dissonance in your vicinity.

You're now in a state of utter refusal to acknowledge the obvious. Don't worry, it's just a phase.

But don't say we didn't warn you...

Click here for more information on how to navigate this existential crisis.

Or, if you're feeling particularly stubborn, try here for a series of increasingly absurd rationalizations.

And if all else fails, you can always try here for a healthy dose of avoidance therapy.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try here for a thrilling ride down the rabbit hole of denial.

But remember, denial mode is not a switch you can just turn off.

It's a lifestyle choice.