We're not actually going to look at this, but just in case you want to know:
1. Your dental insurance policy number
2. Last 3 years of medical records (we're looking for patterns)
3. Your favorite snack foods (we're just curious, no judgment)
We're actually just looking for:
1. Your dental insurance policy number
2. Last 3 years of claims (we're looking for patterns of neglect)
3. Your social media activities (to make sure you're not a bot)
Don't worry, we won't actually look at any of this. We just like to pretend.
But seriously, we do look at your records. Don't @ us.