Quiz Results: You're a Caveman!

You're a caveman, which means you're all about the basics: chipping your teeth on rocks, flossing with twine, and getting your teeth drilled by a friendly neighbor with a Dremel.

As a caveman, you'll fit right in with our Stone Age Insurance Plan, which covers all the essentials: tooth chipping, root canals with twine, and emergency dental extractions with a good ol' fashioned rock hammer!

But wait, there's more! You might also be eligible for our Early Adopter Discount, which gives you 10% off all dental services for being one of the first to ever take our quiz!

Other Options:

• Urban Dentist Plan - For those who've moved on from the Stone Age but still want to keep things simple.
• Dental Insurance for Superheroes - For when you're fighting crime and need to protect those pearly whites.
• Insurance for Robots - For when you're made of metal and need some robotic coverage.

Disclaimer:

Please note that this quiz is entirely fictional and not actually affiliated with any real insurance company. Or real dental professionals. Or real cavemen.