For those who have seen better days, and their teeth.
You've had it with the dental insurance companies, their forms, their paperwork, and their 'we'll get to it eventually' attitude. Well, we've got good news for you: Plan 102 is here, and it's a real game-changer.
With Plan 102, you'll get 50% off all dental procedures, including but not limited to:
- Root canals with a side of nachos
- Dental implants, complete with a complimentary set of novelty teeth
- Teeth whitening, guaranteed to make you look like a radiant, pearly queen
But wait, there's more! Plan 102 also includes:
- A complimentary dental exam, complete with a free flossing
- A 20% discount on all toothpicks, because let's face it, you never know when you might need one
- And, of course, a lifetime supply of dental floss, because we know you're going to need it
So why wait? Enroll in Plan 102 today and start smiling like a champ!
Plan 103: The One with the Free Dentures
Plan 101: The One with the Really High Deductible