The Unending Cycle of Dental Insurance Despair:

You are trapped in a world of endless paperwork, endless phone calls, and endless dentist visits.

You have tried to escape by eating a diet of only dentally-neutral foods: plain crackers, plain rice, and plain oatmeal.

But still, the bills keep piling up, and the cavities keep coming!

Maybe you should just try eating more dentally-neutral foods? No, that's not it. The real problem is the insurance company. Ugh, don't even get me started on those forms.

You are now officially a slave to the dental insurance industrial complex.

Congratulations! You are now a contributing member to the collective despair of dental insurance holders worldwide!

You will be required to attend regular check-ups with your dentist, submit forms for reimbursement, and make endless phone calls to your insurance company.

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