By using this site, you agree to the terms of service, which we've hastily scrawled on this wall.
You're probably going to get sued by the lawyers for this, but just in case you're not:
1. We're not responsible for any damages, injuries, or emotional distress caused by our inactions.
2. We're not responsible for any damages, injuries, or emotional distress caused by the actions of our inactions.
3. If you get lost in our website, don't bother us, we're busy.
4. We're not affiliated with the Department of Redundancy and Inefficiency. (That's a thing too.)
You're going to have to read the fine print, but only if you can.
We reserve the right to change, modify, or completely ignore these terms of service at any time without warning.
Just kidding, we're not going to do that, but don't quote us on it.
By continuing to use this site, you acknowledge that you've read and agree to these terms of service.
Or don't, we really don't care.