Welcome to the department where our motto "We innovate, we struggle" is not just a joke.
We're the ones who brought you red tape for the modern era.
We've been tasked with creating a new form for you to fill out, because, you know, "standardized processes" and all that jazz.
Please, take a few minutes to fill out this 10-page document with 50 questions. It's not like we have anything better to do.