Department of Irrelevance

We're the government agency responsible for doing nothing of actual importance. We take up space in the White House and make a lot of noise, but our work is mostly just... well, this.

Our department has a budget of $10 million per year, which we spend on things like:

• Free coffee machines for our employees
• A 3-year-old copier that still works
• The world's largest collection of unused binders

Mismanaged Programs Annual Report ( PDF, 500k ) Employee Perks