Department of Redundant Stuff - Paralyzing Papers - Our Performance Reports

Our latest report is finally out! (We hope.)

We spent years researching this report and have come to the conclusion that we're still here. And so are you. And so is the ceiling fan in your office. We're pretty sure it's still spinning.

Our findings include:

We're still here.
You're still there.
The ceiling fan is still spinning.

Want to learn more about our research methods? Check out:

Methodology Madness
Our Secret Research Sauce

A special note from our fearless leader:

"I'm glad you asked for this report. I was worried nobody would be interested. Now I have to write another one."

We'll have more reports soon. Or maybe not. We'll see.

Thanks for reading!