New Departmental Bureaucracy Protocol Approved

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

After a grueling 5-year process, the Department of Redundant Stuff is pleased to announce that the New Departmental Bureaucracy Protocol has been approved.

This new protocol promises to streamline and simplify the existing byzantine process, reducing the number of unnecessary meetings and reports by at least 37%.

Key features of the new protocol include:

• Reduced paperwork by 90% (excluding the required 12-page report for the report on reducing paperwork)
• Improved coffee-to-water ratio in the break room
• Optional, but highly encouraged, daily 3-hour meetings on Fridays

We look forward to implementing these changes and continuing to provide top-notch services to the citizens of Bureaucratica City.

For more information, see:

• Press Kit
• FAQs
• Background on the Background

Also, see our other exciting press releases:

Departmental Bureaucracy Reunion Tour

Standardized Stapler Replacement Program

Annual Report on Reporting Requirements