As a follow-up to our highly acclaimed Overly Abbreviated Report 1, we are pleased to release our latest findings on the topic of Reduntant Reporting.
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated researchers have worked tirelessly (well, not really) to bring you this concise and utterly uninformative report.
Highlights of the report include:
- The average time spent watching cat videos per day is up 3 minutes from last quarter.
- The number of people who have eaten a whole pizza by themselves in the past week is down 2%.
- The world's largest ball of twine is now 5 feet longer than last year's.
We will continue to monitor these trends and provide updates as they become available. In the meantime, please enjoy your overlong, highly detailed report on our Departmental Bullshit Bureau page.