Warning: This department is a nexus of redundancy and inefficiency. Your sanity may be at risk.
We're a team of highly-trained, highly-paid experts in saying things that are only marginally better than the last time we said them.
Our mission is to provide a plethora of words that are just slightly, ever-so-slightly more efficient than what you'd find in any given dictionary or thesaurus.
Our team of writers are experts in the art of saying more with less, yet somehow managing to say less with more.
Our services include, but are not limited to: