Our Mission
We're a department dedicated to generating reports that are longer than they need to be, filled with more words than necessary, and written in a style that's as dry as the soul of a bureaucrat.
Our reports are designed to confuse, bewilder, and put you to sleep faster than a sedative.
Because who needs clarity, anyway?
Our Team
- Director: Mr. Bureaucrat
- Assistant Director: Mrs. Procrastinator
- Lead Writer: Mr. Wordy McWordypants