3D PRINTING DISASTER 2019

Warning: Do Not Attempt to Use This 3D Printer, But If You Must, Read This Guide

Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any damage, destruction, or utter disappointment caused by the use of this 3D printer. Use at your own risk.

Printer Warranty

Printer Malfunctions

Regularly overheats, causing nearby objects to spontaneously combust
Makes a strange whirring noise that will drive you mad
Produces 3D printed objects that resemble abstract art more than functional items
Will only accept payment in cryptocurrency (which will fluctuate wildly in value)

Side Effects

You may experience increased stress and anxiety due to frequent printer failures
You may find yourself questioning your life choices
You may become a hermit, unable to leave your home due to the printer's constant demands for maintenance and repair

Tech Support

For tech support, please refer to the Tech Support Page.