It started innocently enough, with the best of intentions. A team of engineers from the Department of Slightly Better Than Average Stuff set out to create the ultimate coffee maker. Something that would revolutionize the world with its sheer brilliance.
But, as it often does, ambition turned to hubris, and the team got a little too big for their britches. The coffee maker, codenamed "Caffeination-5000", was meant to be a marvel of modern science.
But, on the day of its unveiling, it malfunctioned spectacularly. Coffee flowed like a river of liquid fire, scalding everyone in its path. The once-promising project was now a cautionary tale, a reminder that sometimes you should stick to making toast.
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Disclaimer: The events described on this page are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real events or people is purely coincidental.