Our Technological Odysseys

Welcome to the Department of Slightly Better Than Average Stuff, where innovation meets mild disappointment.

We're a team of highly trained experts in the field of "slightly-better-than-average" technology. Our motto is "We'll try, we'll really try, but no promises, folks."

Current Projects

We're currently working on the following groundbreaking projects:

Our Vision

We believe that technology should be used to make life slightly better, but only just slightly. Our goal is to create products that will make you go "Meh, that's nice, I guess."

We're not about being the best, we're just about being a little better than average. And by "a little better than average" we mean " marginally acceptable."

Our Mission Statement