Project: Paranoid Protocol
Our team of expert paranoid developers have been hard at work crafting a protocol that will make you question the very fabric of reality. Our goal is to create a system of interconnected, yet completely unrelated systems that will make you wonder if you're living in a simulation or not.
Features of our Paranoid Protocol include:
- Unreliable data storage (guaranteed to crash at least once a week)
- Intermittent disconnection from the internet (just for fun)
- Automated, yet completely random, system updates (because who needs stability, anyway?)