Celebrity Endorsements

Our Endorsers

Meet the talented celebrities who have graciously accepted our completely-not-at-all-paid-for endorsements:

Tom Hanks (Not That One, the Real One)

"I've never met a more discerning palate than the one I've developed after consuming our brand of artisanal, small-batch, organic, gluten-free, soy-free cat food for cats."

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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson (Not That One, the Other One)

"When I'm not busy being a demigod from the planet of the gods, I enjoy our premium, grade-A, 100% all-beef hot dogs, served on a bed of crispy, hand-cooked fries."

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LeBron James (The One with the Beard)

"I'm not just a basketball player, I'm also a master of the ancient art of making a mean bowl of our signature, slow-cooked, low-sodium chicken noodle soup."

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