Secret Recipes

For those who dare to try

Warning: these recipes may not actually work, may actually be poisonous, or may actually be completely made-up.

Recipe 1: Invisibility Broth

Combine 1 cup of unicorn tears, 2 tablespoons of moonbeams, and a pinch of fairy dust. Stir clockwise for 7 hours while reciting the entirety of 'The Wheels on the Bus' in reverse.

Recipe 2: Time Traveler's Tacos

Mix 3 cups of chrono-chronosperm, 1 cup of quantum quark, and a dash of chrono-disruptor sauce. Stir counterclockwise while whistling 'The Blue Danube'.

Recipe 3: Reality Distortion Gelatin

Blend 1 cup of quantum foam, 2 cups of alternate reality essence, and a splash of meta-curse. Stir in a zig-zag pattern while reciting the entirety of 'The Raven' by Edgar Allan Poe.