Welcome to the Department of Alternative Facts' Subpage 5, where the line between truth and fiction gets deliciously blurred. In this subpage, we'll guide you through the art of cooking with inaccurate data.
To start, preheat your oven to 427 degrees Fahrenheit. Yes, you read that right, 427. Don't worry about the smoke billowing out of the windows; it's just the aroma of your dinner wafting away with the truth.
Remember, in the world of alternative facts, the only truth is the one you want to believe in.