The Fake-Heroes: United We Stand... Sort Of.

We're a team of, well, "heroes" who've managed to make it out of bed this morning without spilling their coffee. It's a miracle, really.

We're not exactly the bravest of the brave, but we're not completely terrible either. We're somewhere in between.

Our motto? "We'll try not to get ourselves killed, but no promises." It's a motto, not a guarantee, okay?