Where our agents are the real MVPs.
Jane Squad | Mission Briefings | Our GearWe're not just spies, we're artists. We're not just agents, we're agents of chaos. We're not just operatives, we're the operators of your worst nightmares. (But, you know, for good.)
Our fearless leader and chief mastermind behind all our operations. She's a master of disguise, a virtuoso of deception, and a ninja of stealth. When she's not busy being awesome, she's probably eating Cheetos on the couch, judging you.
We have a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who are ready to take on any mission that comes their way. They're like the A-team, but without the 'A'.
We've got the latest in high-tech gadgetry and the coolest of cool tech. We've got laser guns, exploding pens, and an endless supply of whoopee cushions. Because, priorities.
We've got a 100% success rate. Okay, fine. We've got a 50% success rate, but that's still pretty good, right? Our average mission time is 2.5 hours, and our average coffee consumption is 12 cups per day. Don't ask about the donuts.
That's us. That's our story. That's our thing. Now, if you'll excuse us, we've got a meeting with a certain someone who's not-so-friendly to the world. Let's get this over with.