PARANORMAL PETITION

DEMANDING BETTER UFO LANDINGS

We, the undersigned, are demanding better landing techniques from our favorite intergalactic overlords.

Too many UFOs are landing with reckless abandon, leaving trails of destruction and confusion in their wake. We implore you:

• Implement a more considerate landing protocol.
• Use landing strips, not random fields.
• Respect local noise ordinances.

Sign the petition and join us in our quest for better UFO landings!