Department of 42: Exit Strategy

As the universe is collapsing in on itself, we've been tasked with the daunting task of finding a way out.

The department's top-secret exit strategy involves:

1. Stealthily exiting through a portal hidden behind the fridge in the break room.
2. Making a break for it on a unicycle, dodging laser traps and security guards.
3. Negotiating with a time-traveling dolphin for safe passage through the timestream.

But first, we need to get past the receptionist's desk, where the receptionist is having a existential crisis and won't let us leave.

So, we'll need to:

1. Convince her that the meaninglessness of existence is actually a clever ruse.
2. Offer her a strongly-worded letter of resignation, complete with elaborate exit interview.
3. Pretend to be a highly-qualified, intergalactic consultant, and offer to "rebrand" the department.

Wish us luck!

Or, if that doesn't work, there's always the Breaking Free contingency plan.