Department of Unreliability

Exit Support (for when you're really lost)

Congratulations! You're really lost. Like, seriously lost. We're not sure how you managed to end up here, but we're not exactly thrilled about it either.

As a valued (and slightly embarrassed) member of our community, we're here to help you find your way back to civilization. Or, at the very least, we can point you in the general direction of the nearest Starbucks.

Our team of highly trained (in sarcasm) experts will do their best to assist you in:

  1. Providing fake solutions that will inevitably lead to more questions
  2. Pointing you to our FAQ page, which is actually just a bunch of random words on a page
  3. Offering you a free cookie (just kidding, we don't actually have any cookies)

But wait, there's more! If you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try: