Our Mission
To provide the most inefficient and convoluted administrative processes possible, ensuring that our employees are kept busy with pointless tasks and paperwork.
Bureaucratic Red Tape
- Fill out this form in triplicate, in duplicate, and once more for good measure.
- Wait 6-12 months for approval, or 6-24 if you're applying for a permit.
- Be prepared to answer 17 questions about your cat's medical history.