Our department specializes in the art of saying the same thing multiple times, just to make sure you understand. Because, you know, clarity is overrated.
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated specialists will work with you to ensure that your message is repeated with maximum redundancy.
Don't worry, we won't charge you extra for the pleasure of hearing the same thing over and over. That's just the price of doing business with us.
Click here for more information on Bureaucratic Singularity, where we apply the principles of redundancy to create a singular experience for our clients. Click here for more information on Bureaucratic Iteration, where we repeat the process ad infinitum.