Because, quite frankly, we have nothing better to do, we are here to justify the existence of this sub-sub-department.
We take pride in creating paperwork for paperwork's sake. If you're feeling underutilized, join us and let's make some pointless reports together!
Sub-Department of Red Tape Sub-Department of Useless MeetingsDon't forget to sign the form for the meeting that will change your life, but probably won't.
Remember, in a world of infinite paperwork, we are the ones holding the pen.