Our team of highly trained, yet slightly below average administrative assistants are here to help you with all your mundane tasks. From form 27B/4 to the intricacies of the company cafeteria menu.
Don't worry, we've got your back... or at least, we've got someone who'll try to get your back, but let's be real, it might take a few days, and it's probably going to cost you a few extra bucks.
We're not just a department, we're a movement! Join us and experience the thrill of watching paint dry, and the satisfaction of being put on hold for 45 minutes.
See our sister department for overpaid administrative assistantsWe're the ones who will help you fill out form 27B/4, but only if you bring us donuts.
Our services include:
Q: What's the deal with the donuts?
A: Oh, it's just a little something we like to call "motivation."
Q: How long does it take to fill out form 27B/4?
A: Well, that depends on how many donuts you bring, and also the number of times we get put on hold.