Here at Departmental Bureaucracy, we're not just a bureaucratic labyrinth. We're a sentient, self-replicating, hyper-complex system of red tape and form 27-B/6. Our purpose is to ensure that every request, no matter how minor, takes at least 47 days to process.
We have a team of highly trained, highly paid, highly caffeinated specialists in: Sub-Department of Red Tape Management, Sub-Department of Unnecessary Justification, and Sub-Department of Slightly Below Average Administrative Assistance.
We're proud to be the only organization in the world where the phrase "just sign here" is a euphemism for "good luck with that."
Don't try to navigate us, we dare you. But if you must, be sure to wear a helmet and bring a snack.
We're currently experiencing a 37-day wait for a response to our own internal email system. Please stand by.
We have a special promotion for new employees: "Get a free lunch in the break room, but only if you've been with us for exactly 27 days, 14 hours, and 42 minutes." Don't quote us on this.
Our motto: "Because who needs efficiency, anyway?"