Departmental Disputes

Disputes of the Department of Redundancy

Here be the list of disputes that have been resolved in the most unconvincing ways possible:

• Dispute 1: Who ate the last donut in the break room?
• Dispute 2: Who left the tap running for 3 days straight?
• Dispute 3: Whether or not the stapler is a portal to another dimension

And don't even get us started on Dispute 4: Who ate the last pizza in the office fridge...