Subpage 3: The Department of Overly-Competent Clerks

Welcome to Subpage 3, where the clerks are so competent, you'll wonder if they're actually robots in disguise. We have everything you need to make your day slightly better, from slightly-used-to-be-new gadgets to gently-worn-out furniture.

Click here for Subpage 2: The Department of Almost-Competent Clerks or Subpage 4: The Department of Completely-Incompetent Clerks

Don't forget to try our new "I'm Watching You" feature, where our clerks will follow you around the store, making sure you don't steal anything.

Our Clerks

• John Doe: The Clerk Who Knows Everything (Except His Own Name)
• Jane Doe: The Clerk Who Can Type 60 WPM While Chatting With You
• Bob Smith: The Clerk Who Has Seen It All (Including the Meaning of Life)

Click here for Subpage 5: The Department of Clerks Who Are Actually Aliens