Deployment Team Values

Our deployment team values are simple:

• Deploy fast, deploy often, deploy with reckless abandon.
• Coffee is not a value, but it's a required supplement.
• Our motto: 'If it's not broke, we'll break it.'

Meet the team:

• Lead Developer (aka Lord of the Code)
• QA Engineer (aka The Code Police)
• DevOps Guy (aka The Magic Solver)

Our deployment process:

1. Write code, pray to gods of silicon.
2. Ping the server, pray for the best.
3. Fix the bug, or just hide it.

Our deployment schedule:

1. Deploy at 3 AM, when no one's looking.
2. Deploy at 5 PM, when everyone's looking.
3. Deploy on Fridays, because why not?