Why We Deploy So Much

It's not just because we like watching the world burn.

We deploy so much because:

1. We're secretly all masochists, and the pain of debugging is our love language.
2. We have an endless supply of coffee, but not enough sleep.
3. We're trying to set the world record for most deployments in one sitting, and we're determined to break the 500 mark.
4. We're actually robots, and our overlords in Silicon Valley are demanding higher production rates.

Want to see some of our deployment war stories?

• Our Great Firewall Bungle
• Chaos Monday
• Our Deployment Squad is a Tortoise