Welcome to our crisis management center. We are the experts in ALL things despair.
We have a team of highly trained professionals who are ready to help you navigate the abyss of your own mind.
Whether you're dealing with the existential dread of a looming deadline or the existentially crushing weight of an empty fridge, we're here to help.
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