Depression is Just a Phase, Dude

Yeah, that's right. It's just a phase. Like, it's like that one weird cousin at the family reunion who always shows up late and smells like last night's pizza. It's just a phase. It'll pass, bro.

Symptoms:

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Loss of interest in activities, like video games or memes.

Changes in appetite, like only eating Cheetos for every meal.

Difficulty sleeping, like you can't even remember where you put your phone charger.

Feeling hopeless, like the world is just, like, totally crushing you.

Causes:

We're not really sure, but probably something to do with the impending existential dread of being a sentient being in an uncaring universe. Or maybe it's just the student loans.

Maybe try talking to a therapist?

Or maybe just take some pills, dude.

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