Are you tired of your inner demons making too much noise? Do you wish you could just shut the door and say, 'Sorry, not now'? Well, you're in luck!
Our sound-proof room is designed to keep the chaos at bay and let you focus on your existential crisis in peace.
Features:
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Length: 10 meters
Width: 5 meters
Height: 2.5 meters
Volume: 1000 cubic meters
Ambient Noise Level: -10 dBA (completely silent)
Materials: Solid steel, triple-glazed windows, and the finest imported elevator music system
Price: Priceless (just kidding, it's $10 million)
Don't wait any longer! Book your sound-proof room today and find some peace in a world of chaos!
Or, you know, just stay home and listen to the sound of your own mind screaming at you.
Book Now (or don't)