Why Can't I Just Be Happy?

It's like, have you ever woken up in the middle of the night, staring at the ceiling, wondering if you're just not good enough?

Reasons You're Not Happy:

1. You're not eating enough Cheetos.

It's a proven fact: Cheetos are the key to happiness.
2. You're not watching enough cat videos.

Who needs human interaction when you have cute animals doing funny things?
3. You're not taking enough naps.

Sometimes, you just need to recharge. And by "recharge," I mean binge-watch Netflix for 12 hours straight.
4. You're not spending enough time on the toilet.

It's not about quantity, it's about quality. You have to savor that moment of quiet contemplation.
5. You're not eating enough pizza.

It's science: pizza is the ultimate mood-booster.