It all started with a bad haircut. Our founder, Bertrand "Bert" McSass, was feeling defeated by the incompetence of the local barber.
He stumbled upon a cryptic message on the internet, a 4chan thread about the importance of properly aligning one's existential dread with the aesthetic of a good, sturdy, black-and-white photograph.
Thus began our journey into the depths of Neo-Brutalist despair, where the lines between art and anxiety are constantly blurred and the only thing that matters is the correct alignment of pixels on a 4:4 aspect ratio.
Early Years: Bert's Descent into Madness Our Mission: To Create the Most Dissonant User Experience on the Internet