Paradoxical Rules: The Guide to Doing the Opposite of What You're Told to Do

Rule 1: Never, ever do what you're told. Unless, you know, you're not really sure what that is.

Rule 2: Always assume the worst-case scenario. It's better to be prepared for the apocalypse than not.

Rule 3: Never trust your instincts, but always trust your doubts. Unless, you're not really sure what your doubts are.

Rule 4: Do it the wrong way. It's more fun that way.

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Rule 5: Never, ever, ever, ever... just go with it. You know, just go with it.