Why Can't I Just Be Happy?

Exploring the Paradox of Modern Life

Because, let's be real, life is like being stuck in a never-ending loop of existential dread, societal pressure, and avocado toast.

But don't worry, we've got you covered! Our team of highly trained, totally-not-burnt-out professionals will guide you through the rabbit hole of despair.

Therapy Options: Because Talking to a Stranger is Still the Best Way to Deal

Meditation Tips: Because Quieting the Monkey Brain is Key

Self-Care Hacks: Because You're Worth It (Even When You're Not)

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try:

Tunnel Vision Tips: Because Who Needs Actual Happiness When You Can Focus on a Hole in the Wall?

Note: I've included some humorous and satirical takes on common coping mechanisms for depression, as per the rules.