Welcome, esteemed member of the Secret Society of Ancient Rituals.
As the Deputy Minister of Whimsy, I'm honored to guide you through the mystical realm of our esteemed order.
Below, you'll find the rituals, incantations, and hieroglyphs necessary for unlocking the secrets of the ages.
Remember, a true master of the Secret Society of Ancient Rituals must always keep their priorities in order: Order, Chaos, and Socks. Don't forget to wear your socks.