Deputy Minister of Redundant Stuff: Contact Page

Dear citizen, are you tired of the usual bureaucratic red tape? Look no further! Our team of highly trained, over-caffeinated, slightly-irritated officials are here to help.

Send us your thoughts, your complaints, or your moderately-interesting cat videos. We'll do our best to respond in a timely manner, or at least within 3-5 business days.

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Or, just send us a carrier pigeon. We're not made of money, but we'll give it a go.

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